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Udo Kier: Morphing From Vampire to Priest

Posted in Articles about Udo Kier, Interviews with Udo Kier on December 30th, 2005

The most prominent guest of the first Zurich Film Festival was the actor Udo Kier, an illustrious figure in contemporary cinema. Although much has been written about him, talking with him brings surprises.

Andreas Schiendorfer does an excellent interview with Udo and as always his sense of humor comes through. You can read the full article by clicking Here

SUICIDEGIRLS INTERVIEW with UDO KIER

Posted in Articles about Udo Kier, Interviews with Udo Kier on December 29th, 2005

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Udo Kier is as cool in person as he was in any of the Paul Morrissey films he starred in. Kier always has self deprecating smirk on his face and was making me roar with laughter as we talked on the New York City set of the horror movie Headspace. In this film Kier plays a priest who is counseling Alex who has visions from his long-suppressed memories of a vanished older brother, a father who abandoned both his sons and a mother who was viciously murdered.

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BLOODRAYNE Trailer Online

Posted in News about Udo Kier on December 20th, 2005

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Fangoria has the exclusive look at the trailer for BLOODRAYNE which opens in theatres January 6, 2006. More details on the movie are in FANGORIA Magaine issue #249 which is on newstands now. Or…..

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Veit Helmer’s European Declaration of Independence

Posted in Articles about Udo Kier on December 19th, 2005

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Having co-written the screenplay with Gordan Mihic, Veit Helmer has been working on Azerbaijan Dream, a love story set in a remote village, for over four years now. That work could well reap prestigious reward now that Veit and his project have been named one of twelve finalists for the International Filmmakers Awards sponsored by Sundance and NHK, the Japanese Broadcasting Corporation. His is one of three from Europe in the running (the other trios of finalists come from Latin America, the US and Japan).

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Masters of Horror - Cigarette Burns

Posted in Articles about Udo Kier, Udo Film Reviews on December 16th, 2005

Tonight Udo will be in the John Carpenter episode of Master’s of Horror on Showtime. Below are some articles.

Fangoria Magazine’s Review

Masters of Horror - Cigarette Burns

TV Review: “Masters of Horror” - Cigarette Burns

Udo Mention at New York Blade

Posted in Udo Kier Fans on December 16th, 2005

Udo is mentioned in an article at New York Blade today.

…………….to being grabbed-assed at a party by handsy Udo Kier at photographer Greg Gorman’s Hollywood Hills home.

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DVD Verdict Review for Blood for Dracula

Posted in Udo Film Reviews on December 15th, 2005

DVD Verdict did a great review of Blood for Dracula. You can read the full article at their website from this direct link.

Cult Film Star Udo Kier Finds Good Being Bad

Posted in Interviews with Udo Kier on December 9th, 2005

Not every actor can say he’s played sidekick to Pamela Anderson in the monumentally bad “Barb Wire.´´ Not many can say they spit up blood in “Andy Warhol´s Dracula,´´ played a billionaire in “Ace Ventura, Pet Detective´´ or terrorized Emily Watson in “Breaking the Waves.

German actor Udo Kier, the veteran of 79 films and a specialist in vampires, villains and debauched barons, did all that and more. He made a Supertramp music video with zaftig starlet Anna Nicole Smith, posed in leather and a tuxedo for Madonna’s notorious “Sex´´ book and now appears as the devil´s baby in the second part of Lars Von Trier´s hospital saga “The Kingdom II,´´ which opens Friday at the Castro.

Wholesome he ain’t — at least not on-screen. In the early ’70s, Kier became an international celebrity with gore-splattered roles in “Andy Warhol´s Dracula´´ and “Andy Warhol´s Frankenstein.´´ In the ’80s he disappeared from American screens, then got a boost from Gus Van Sant´s “My Own Private Idaho´´ (1991), in which he hires River Phoenix and Keanu Reeves for sex and sings a song holding a lamp under his chin.

A native of Cologne, Germany, and a U.S. resident since 1991, Kier spoke from his home in Los Angeles and reflected on the upswing in his career.

Chronicle: You’re associated with decadent characters. Are you anything like them? .

Kier: “In my real life I´m a very normal person. I´m working on my house a lot. I have a dog I go out with every day. I work in the garden. I collect furniture and modern art. And I never go to any parties. I rather prefer to go around in nature.´´

What part of Los Angeles do you live in? .

Kier: “Echo Park. I live in a working-class area because that´s where I´m coming from. I have a beautiful house built at the top of the hill. From my deck I see the `Hollywood´ sign in the morning while I have my coffee, and I´m reminded why I´m here.´´

Did you always want to live in America? .

Kier: “The only person in my family who had any money was my aunt, and she very sadistically always sent me postcards of palm trees. Now I live in L.A., and I have the palm trees in my own garden and they belong to me. From postcard to reality: That´s the way to go.´´

What kind of child were you? .

Kier: “I was born very dramatically, during the war. I was in the hospital with my mother, and in the evening they collected all the newborn babies and my mother said, `Could I have him five more minutes?´ The nurse said, `Sure.´ “My mother´s bed was in the corner. That night they bombed the hospital. My mother saw from the corner the wall coming down, the nurse jumping on top of the babies to protect them. Everybody was dead. . . My mother made a hole through the wall with her hand and waved. That was the day I was born. Then they freed her and me.´´

You’ve worked with a wide range of filmmakers — Rainer Werner Fassbinder, Lars Von Trier, Gus Van Sant, Wim Wenders and Paul Morrissey. Just luck? .

Kier: “I´m very laid-back, and I meet people just by accident — never through agencies or anything like that. I met Paul Morrissey, who directed me in `Dracula´ and `Frankenstein,´ on a plane from Rome to Munich. — He asked for my telephone number and wrote it in his passport. “I met Lars Von Trier having a beer in Mannheim. I met Gus Van Sant in Berlin at an opening. I met Fassbinder when he was 16 and I was 17 in a working-class bar in Cologne.´´

A lot of your film career is still in Europe. How much time do you spend there? .

Kier: “Almost half. In America as a foreign actor it´s very difficult to get into main roles. I´m going to be in `Armageddon´ with Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck. I´m in `Blade´ with Wesley Snipes, which is a vampire movie. I´m in `The Revenant´ with Rod Steiger, which is also a vampire movie.´´

You play the devil’s child in both “The Kingdom´´ and “The Kingdom II.´´ How is your character introduced?

Kier: “I´m born in the first film. The last image on screen is enormous legs, and you see something wants to move out. I push myself through and you see only the head coming out, full of blood and slime. From then on, I´m this little baby on the floor, and then I grow and grow.´´

You’re very close to Lars Von Trier, aren’t you? .

Kier: “I´m the godfather of his child. I´ve been in all his films but the first, `The Element of Crime,´ and the last, `The Idiot,´ which is spoken in Danish, and I don´t speak Danish. I was in `Medea,´ `The Epidemic,´ `Zentropa,´ `Breaking the Waves,´ `The Kingdom.´ “We´re also doing a film, `Dimension,´ which is a project made over 30 years. We meet every year, shoot a day or two. There have already been seven years. The opening will be in 2024. If the actors make it to the end, they see themselves growing 30 years older in 90 minutes. Without makeup.´´

On “Saturday Night Live,´´ Mike Myers played Dieter, a flamboyant, severe German artist in a black turtleneck who hosts a TV show called “Sprockets.´´ Did he base the character on you?

Kier: “I think no. Maybe he saw `Dracula´ a long time ago. I have no idea. I just know a lot of people try to imitate my accent.´´

What did you learn about acting from Pamela Anderson? .

Kier: “What kind of question is this? Don´t forget `Barb Wire´ is originally a cartoon figure like Barbarella, and Pamela fulfills perfectly that figure. Very seldom in action films do you see brilliant acting.´´

Who’s the nicest actor you ever worked with? .

Kier:“I must split it in two ages. The younger one was River Phoenix, and the old one was Martin Landau in `The Adventures of Pinocchio.´ When I saw River the first time, I saw myself as a younger actor and person. We stayed friends after the film. I really was very sad when he died. With Martin Landau, we worked three months in Prague. I was fascinated. At dinner he told so many stories, from Marilyn Monroe to James Dean to Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. He has been around for a long time.´´

Did “My Own Private Idaho´´ start a new U.S. career for you? .

Kier: “I think it was a refreshment of the memory for some people that I am alive still, and I´m not just a Warhol freak. That I´m an actor.´´

Most outrageous thing a director ever asked you to do?

Kier: “Paul Morrissey wanted me to vomit eight liters of blood out of my body, which I couldn´t take, in `Dracula.´

Why do you like to play villains?

Kier: “First, evil doesn´t have any nationality. The devil is not English or German. Also, evil has no limit. Good has a limit. You become a saint. It´s not as interesting.´´

Ever want to be a suburban dad in a Spielberg or Howard movie?

Kier: “Yes, but I would like to be a father who after midnight maybe puts on a tuxedo and goes to the streets or the pub and kills some prostitutes. I like `double´ roles.´´

by Edward Guthmann
May 27, 1998

Interview with Udo Kier

Posted in Interviews with Udo Kier on December 9th, 2005

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It’s late in the afternoon by the time Udo Kier shows up to the office. It’s apparent that he was out on the town late the night before (his bleary eyes are hidden behind sunglasses, but he’s not fooling anybody). As he makes his way through the downstairs maze of cubicles he inquires as to whether or not there is a bathroom in the vicinity. As I point him in the right direction he takes a brief pause to run his hands up and down the wall, exclaiming that the architecture is simply amazing. He rubs the wall lovingly a few more times before disappearing into the bathroom.

When he finally emerges from the men’s room, we head up to the second floor to make the rounds. Despite his lack of sleep, Udo is on fire, hugging and shaking the hands of everyone he meets. He barges into a marketing meeting in one of the conference rooms because he is enamored by the chairs. When he emerges from the room and I tell him that he just interrupted a meeting by the C.O., he turns around, pops his head back into the room and apologizes profusely to the confused execs. After a few more introductions, I get Udo some coffee and we sit down to chat about his long and winding film career.

To refer to Udo Kier as anything less than flamboyant would be a disservice to the man. He exudes flamboyance like most of us sweat; it’s like a natural body function of his. Perhaps it’s his slight lisp tinted German accent. Or maybe it’s his George Hamilton-esque tan. Hell, it might even be his cold, piercing, steel blue eyes. Whatever it may be one thing is for sure: Udo Kier has charisma in excess.

Another thing the German actor has in excess is the sheer amount of films that he has acted in since his silver screen debut in Road to St. Tropez back in 1966. Udo has clocked an amazing 128 (168, if you ask him) cinematic appearances in his 35-year and counting filmography. He’s appeared in everything from soft-core Euro art porn (Histoire d’O), gruesome art-core horror flicks (Flesh for Frankenstein), and big budget Hollywood action spectaculars (Armageddon). “I’m coming from an artistic background, from Europe, making films with Lars Van Trier like Breaking the Waves, Dancer in the Dark, all his films, The Kingdom. But I like both, I like the totally artificial, commercial films where the actor has five or six bodyguards, I like that. Because it’s America and it’s a game.”

Next to loving America and the game of Hollywood, Kier is a man of the hour, concerned only with the present. He doesn’t try to escape his past nor does he dwell on the future. They are inconsequential to what is happening here and now. “I live in the moment,” says Udo with unbridled enthusiasm. “I’m a man who lives in the moment. I live now. For me to do interviews is painful. People don’t know that. To do an interview is going back in time. And to go back in time, maybe it wasn’t all the time that good. So you go back in your brain by talking about yourself in the past, because I cannot talk to you about my future. You want to know about my past. You want to hear stories.” But since Udo is a man of the moment, he can’t know his future, can he? He laughs in agreement, “I don’t know it myself.”

While Udo may not be able to see his future, he certainly can see his fears. The one in particular that has haunted him throughout his career is a peculiar fear of heights. I say peculiar because it’s relegated to standing on the top of tall buildings. “I’m scared of high buildings. I made an appearance on The Sentinel and I had to be on top of a building and jump down. It’s just like I know that I have it so I just have to look straight ahead of me, I cannot look down when I’m on top of a building. I cannot even see other people standing on top of a building because it also cramps up my legs. I don’t know why. I don’t even know when I discovered it. Actually I discovered it when I made movies and had to stand on top of a building because I would never stand on top of a building without making a movie. Why should I?,” Udo laughs. “I’d jump and kill myself.” He waves his hand to emphasize his sarcasm and continues. “I get this kind of feeling and it clamps up and stays ’til here [he brings his hand from his feet up to the middle of his waist]. It never goes higher. It goes just to my waist. Then I turn around and go. I don’t look down. I mean I can look out of a plane because it’s very high, but I cannot physically stand on a building. If they were to put me, for example, on a rope from a helicopter and swirl me through the air, I could do that. But I cannot physically stand there. And sometimes I have to. You know, actors never say, ‘No.’ When I made End of Days with Arnold Schwarzenegger they said, ‘First condition, is he scared of rattlesnakes?’ And I said, ‘No.” And I hate snakes. And I said, ‘I love snakes!’ You know, as an actor you know everything. That’s a rule. If somebody says to me, ‘Do you know how to fly an airplane?’ I say, ‘Yeah, sure. My father was a pilot. Of course.’ Then I say, ‘Okay, show me now. How do you do it,’ when I have the contract. As an actor, in principle you know everything. You never say, ‘No,’ because there’s always time to learn. Because you know as an actor you’re not allowed to do dangerous things anyway for insurance. So somebody else will jump, but you have to get there and have a look before you jump. And then you land on the floor and turn around and you’ve just jumped 30 floors. I think that’s the only phobia I have.”

Standing on tall buildings aside, Kier has done his fair share of bizarre and seemingly dangerous things in film. Case in point his work on End of Days where he had to handle some rattlesnakes. “In the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie they put the snake in a glass and they showed me one before,” he recalls. “They put an injection into the snake and then attached it [to me] and it was all very beautiful. And then they put another snake in a glass and they stitched the mouth. If it really had had the teeth and could bite me I would have been dead maybe. I remember saying to the producer, ‘Why is the ambulance there? Why is the doctor outside?’ And they said, ‘Because…’ And I said, ‘What because?’ And they said, ‘Well, if…’ I said, ‘There is no if.’ They said, ‘Well, we have to take you to the hospital to test you to see if you are immune to the serum.’ I said, ‘Why didn’t you test me before?’ And then they played a trick on me be, which was nice and got a good reaction. I had to speak Latin, so I had to be really concentrated because I don’t speak Latin really well. And I had to go into the glass and that snake was so wild, even though they had stitched him up, he tried everything possible to bite my hand. I looked at it and said, ‘Ugh!’ I mean there was a deadly snake and it could have killed me. It was very funny, the producer and everyone applauded after the scene and then said, ‘What would you have done if it had bitten you?’ And I said, ‘It would have been the biggest publicity I’d have ever done. ‘Film stops with Arnold Schwarzenegger because German actor Udo Kier gets bit by snake.’ Could you imagine the publicity around the world. So, that was the end of that story. So, actors do a lot of things.”

One thing that Kier has done quite a lot of is portraying a villain. His career is littered with memorably evil performances. “Evil has no limits,” he says with a remarkably devilish grin attached to his face. “If you are a good person, everybody expects you to be good. If you are very good then you become Albert Schweitzer or Mother Theresa. Then you’re very good because you are helping people. But evil has no limits. If I read the paper and see that a woman kills her two babies and put them in an icebox and then eats out of that icebox for six months, that is evil. Evil has no limits. Watch CNN, every day we see some new evil that people do. Evil has no limits. But people like evil because nobody is allowed to be evil.”

Then why does Kier like doing evil roles? Is it because he gets to do on film the indescribable things he would never dream of doing in real life? “In a way,” he says somewhat philosophically. He pauses for a brief moment, as if gathering his thoughts further and then continues, “I’ll tell you something, which I discovered. To play well evil you have to be very good. You cannot be evil and play evil. It does not work. My life is so contraire to what I do in films that it’s easy. For me it’s so easy to play evil. You see, it’s not me who plays evil, it’s the story. When I play the overlord vampire in Blade, it’s the story. I didn’t write the story. It says that I was ‘born a vampire.’ I wasn’t evil at all, I just deliver my lines and of course the lines go with the expression. It’s fun to kill people in films. Because you know it’s a film. But you could give me money and I could not kill a chicken. I could not take with a knife the head of a chicken. I would vomit. I’d kill a fly because it’s small and it’s in my way, but I would not kill an animal. I couldn’t. I like animals. I have two dogs I rescued from the streets. So I am totally the opposite [of the evil characters I portray]. But in film, it’s a story. If you’re going to scare people, scare them real.”

With all the films he’s done, from exploitation to art films to cheesy Hollywood action flicks, not to mention all the crazy commercials and roles in video games, does Kier have any regrets?
“No. There’s the famous line in Flesh for Frankenstein at the end when everybody is dead where I say, ‘I don’t regret anything, of course not!’ I improvised that line in Frankenstein because if you know about people who’ve been in jail for a lifetime and they’re being interviewed, they always say at the end ‘I don’t regret anything.’ Because they know, they’ve been there for a lifetime so why should they regret? I don’t regret anything ever. I don’t regret that I got drunk yesterday and have 25 telephone numbers in my pocket. Why should I regret it? It was fun. As long as I have my nose where my nose is and my ears where my ears are supposed to be this morning when I wake up, that’s all that counts. What else is there?

Not much, if you really think about it. Wouldn’t you agree?


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Index Magazine Interview with Udo Kier

Posted in Interviews with Udo Kier on December 8th, 2005

Udo Kier has appeared in nearly sixty films, playing everything from a “French type” gigolo in The Road to St. Tropez in 1963 to the Puppet Master in this year’s Pinocchio. In between he secured horror cult status starring in Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein and Andy Warhol’s Dracula, and was closely associated with Rainer Werner Fassbinder, with roles in the director’s last five films, including the epic, Berlin Alexanderplatz.

Gus Van Sant’s My Own Private Idaho was Kier’s first American film, in which he sang, with a lamp, to Keanu Reeves and the late River Phoenix. Since moving to Hollywood he’s been in films with Jim Carrey and Michael J. Fox, in videos with Madonna, and later this year he’ll be seen alongside Baywatch beauty Pamela Lee in the futuristic Barb Wire, set against the second American Civil War. But perhaps Kier’s most ambitious upcoming project is his participation in Lars Von Trier’s Dimension, for which the cast is being followed and filmed three minutes each year over thirty years, and won’t be released until 2024.

A complete filmography follows our interview here for those who care to index Kier’s career for themselves.

UDO: My agent said never mention the word “art” in America because art doesn’t make any money. So forget about art. Just talk about your commercial successes in films. But if you come from Germany, even working with Fassbinder, those films are never commercial. In America, Hollywood stands for the film industry. It’s an industry of making films the way other people make washing machines. The reason why I moved to America was to prove to myself, to nobody else, that I could function in commercial films. I didn’t want to think about it when I was 65, sitting in Germany, saying, if I would have gone to Los Angeles, I would have made it there. Now that I’ve done everything else, the last station for me was Hollywood … actually, maybe not the last, maybe I’ll go to India and make films, make twenty-five films a year, same costume, same studio.

MALE SPEAKER:
When we met, what struck me was that you have more ideas than most directors … like that scene in My Own Private Idaho.

UDO:
Well, I always had the ambition of ideas. If you have the lead, the story gives you the ideas. But if you are a supporting actor, you have to have ideas, otherwise nobody remembers you, and I don’t want to make movies where nobody remembers me. Because when I could be a postman or a gardener, who would be in touch with the earth directly, or with people directly. That’s why I always bring unconscious things into films. Even if it’s not explained where the character is coming from, I have to know. If I go to the director and ask, what was my father’s background? And they say, “that’s not important, we don’t know,” then he’s a bad director.
In America I leaned a magical word. Research. Everything you can do is research. You can run naked through New York and the police will arrest you, and you say, I’m researching my next film, and I have to research the feeling of running naked through Fifth Avenue in the winter.

MALE SPEAKER:
What you’re saying implies that the character is fully formed, but in recent American cinema a lot of the characters are very cartoony. One of your new films is based on a fairy tale, and the other is science fiction, which lends itself to that. So if you’re playing a mythic character, like a king, do you think in the same psychological terms about where the character is coming from?

UDO: If I play a king, I want to play a king which people have never seen before, a king who is not showing his power, because everybody in the audience knows that he has the power. Otherwise he wouldn’t be the king.

I’m going next week to do a documentary for the BBC, and they have everyone from Jeremy Irons to Ralph Fiennes to Liam Neeson. It’s set in the first World War, and I’m reading letters of three German soldiers. But I’m also going to do the voice of Hitler, when he was young. so it’s very hard for me to imagine the world of somebody who wanted the power, already, but didn’t have any. So I have to really think about that.

MALE SPEAKER: Have you ever played a part like that before?

UDO: They offered me many times the part of a Nazi, but I never played one in my life. Actually, I did once, for a film called Last Hour of Adolph. It was made in one night, and it was a comedy. Everybody was drinking, and everybody was having sex, and … they end up killing themselves. So I could only do it as a comedy.

MALE SPEAKER: You made a point of avoiding the stereotypical German roles?

UDO: Well, in America the Germans have to play the villain. Before they played the Nazis and now it’s the villain. Name one German actor who ever played anything else. Klaus Maria Brandauer is the villain in the new James Bond film.
Hollywood always goes by trends. When the film The Boat came to America, all of a sudden you had to go to auditions with a turtleneck sweater because you had to be the captain of a boat. So there’s always a trend because it’s an industry. That’s why an independent film in America has no chance to be a big release. They need five million just for the advertising.

MALE SPEAKER: You weren’t a villain when you played Dracula?

UDO: When I did Dracula, it was very funny and very poetic in a way. This poor Dracula, he wouldn’t do any harm to anybody, but he had to get the blood of a virgin just to live. So he goes to Italy because he hears they’re religious, but they’re all whores, and he gets more and more sick. So, you see, there’s a poem behind it. Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula was such a mixture of Fellini … of course, Gary Oldman is one of the best actors, but they tried to make Dracula erotic and for me the movie wasn’t. In Polanski’s film, he shows it as a comedy, which was much more erotic because it wasn’t pretentious. And it didn’t have all those modern techniques, I mean, we’re going to get a lot of surprises in the next twenty years. Actors will be painted in. You go for the audition and they say, give us a smile, give us a cry, turn around, thank you. The only good thing about this is that computers don’t have a soul, so it never will work.

MALE SPEAKER: You’re probably one of the few people around who can explain what Fassbinder was about. I’ve seen a lot of the movies, but in terms of the person and the creative process and the final product, he’s enigmatic.

UDO: I met him when he was 15 and I was 16. We met in a working class bar in Cologne, and I only knew his name was Werner, and he only knew my name was Udo. We both didn’t have money at that time. On the weekend my mother gave me about three dollars. So you cannot do a lot, but everything was cheaper then. It was like thirty dollars today.

Then I went to England when I was 19, and we lost contact. I always liked to travel because I was born in such a tight circle after the war. I always had my great, how do you say?, my great adoration for America because I was brought up with American powdered milk, and the first chocolate I ever got was from an American soldier. I’m born in ‘44, and I was born very dramatically. Maybe that’s why I became an actor.

My mother was going to take the main bridge to go to the hospital. It was just in front of her, and the bridge collapsed. So they took another bridge, and she was in the hospital and I came into the world. That evening, when the nurses were collecting all the babies back from the mothers, to put them in one room for the night, my mother asked if she could have me a little bit longer. So the nurse gave me back to her. At that moment the alarm came, and my mother saw the wall coming down over the babies, and they were all killed. And then my mother had to go through the wall with her arm and wave for help, and eventually pulled her out. That was my first day of life. So it was already very dramatic.

MALE SPEAKER: So how did you decide to become an actor?

UDO: I went to England to study English. My idea was to learn four or five languages, and then work for a company, any kind of company, where I could travel. And one day at school a girl said to me, they’re looking for somebody for a film, why don’t you go? So I went and I got the part.
I didn’t know at the time, because I had never made a film, that the camera had a zoom lens. So I didn’t know they could take a picture from far away. And they put it far away from me so I wouldn’t be nervous. And I was searching for the camera in the scene. So when the movie came out, everybody wrote about this “new face,” they wrote, very interesting, intense expression … Which was an accident, because I was just looking for the camera. So that was the beginning.

So there I am in London, and I open Stern magazine, and I see a picture of a big face, and it says, “the genius and the alcoholic,” and it was Rainer, and I thought, he became a director? We met again after many years, and it was very strange. Slowly, in starts, he offered me a role in Fox and His Friends, and I turned it down. I wanted my career to go in a different direction. But a few years later he offered me a part in The Stationmaster’s Wife, which I took.

MALE SPEAKER:
What was he like to work with?

UDO: Of course, like all genius people, he was very difficult as a person. But he made forty-two films. Berlin Alexanderplatz alone was thirteen episodes and a prologue. It was amazing how much he worked. And you could feel how he was burning himself up. At the end I had to run away because he took away my security, my brain. It was a game, in a way. One was the game of truth, which was very brutal. I played that with Visconti many years before, so he didn’t invent the game. In the game of truth, I can ask a question of you, and you have to answer. But if you lie, and someone in the room knows, then you’re out. So you learn something. And with Fassbinder I learned to always tell the truth.
When we were making The Stationmaster’s Wife, I heard that Elisabeth Trissenaar said she would work with me in a film, but not on stage. And I mentioned it to Rainer. Why would she say that? Later, at dinner, everybody was there, and Rainer said, Udo, what did you tell me today? And he said, repeat it. And she was sitting right there. But it was great because after that everybody was very open.

Anyway, he never did like any formation of groups. He was scared of that. Sometimes, with friends in a restaurant, we would stage a fight just to please him. He would be very happy if two actors were fighting. And he would calm us down, but it was just a little show to make him happy.

MALE SPEAKER: It seems that you function through your sense of humor, and he probably didn’t have much sense of humor.

UDO: I don’t know if I have a sense of humor. I don’t know what it is, actually.

MALE SPEAKER: Let’s say a sense of ironic detachment. And from his films, I would imagine that Fassbinder functioned entirely through emotion.

UDO: He dealt a lot with himself. I mean, in Alexanderplatz, Franz Bieberkopf was him. Veronika Voss was also him. He gave always a big part of himself, of his personality, to the role. And the actors knew that, so they’re trying to bring something from knowing him. Especially if you worked with him a lot, as many did, then you adopted certain things. But he became more and more difficult, not because he became more known, he was just burning himself out.

We were living together for a while at the time of Lili Marleen, and at one point I had to move out. We were still friends when I left, but it was just too heavy … telling me every morning that I’m the worst driver, the worst actor, the worst everything. He had to let him emotion out to somebody. If it would be the cleaning woman in the morning, she would get it. The first person gets it, and that was me for a while, so I left.

After that, he wrote a great script based on the book Cocaine, which I hope one day somebody else makes. Actually, I would love for Gus Van Sant to make this film. So there was a great script, and a great cast. It would have been his next movie.

MALE SPEAKER: Who was going to be in it?

UDO: He wanted Brad Davis, Nina Foche, himself, myself, Romy Schneider. But then he died.

MALE SPEAKER: I think Americans are somewhat insensitive to this, but post-war Germany was an extremely difficult situation, with the deprivation and the destruction. I mean, to be able to make art coming out of that …

UDO: But a much stronger sense of art comes from that, from deep down. They not only had to rebuild the houses, stone on stone, but they also had to rebuild the art back. Of all the directors, Fassbinder was the only one who really took the time and brought it into films and really built it up slowly. The amazing thing is that he had to make forty films before, all of a sudden, with The Marriage of Maria Braun, people were talking about him. There again, you see how ignorant people are about art.

MALE SPEAKER: You’ve also done a lot with Lars Von Trier.

UDO: I already made seven films with him. He’s really a genius director too. I have a contract with him for the next thirty years. We meet every year for three minutes. So with the finished film, in one evening, in ninety minutes, we get thirty years older … if I make it. Let’s touch wood.

MALE SPEAKER: It’s a real commitment to a director to stay alive that long.

UDO: Not only that, the commitment is also that I would go so far that I give permission to film my funeral. Which means they show my funeral, and they have to focus on one person there, who takes over so I wouldn’t be forgotten, so I would live through the whole film. This person, like a seed, comes out of there.
I’m going in June to film The Kingdom II with Lars Von Trier. You haven’t seen it, but at the end of The Kingdom, I’m born. They built this gigantic woman’s legs and in between you see that something wants to come through. They made my hair very short and there was a lot of slime, and all of a sudden I come out, just a head on the screen, and that’s the end of the film. So now, in the next part, I’m going to be a very tall, very big baby.

MALE SPEAKER
: Now that you’re in Hollywood, are there any directors you want to work with?

UDO: Many. Although the ones I really would like to work with are dead. Like Elia Kazan. But today, Gus Van Sant is one of my favorites. I already made two movies with him, and I hope many more. I think David Lynch would interest me. The problem is that a lot of talent in Hollywood is spoiled by the industry. Somebody who has talent will get an offer from a studio, and then the studio dictates. So any kind of independent director who goes to Hollywood to do studio pictures is going to be circumcised immediately. That’s why Fassbinder never wanted to make movies there.
It’s amazing how Jim Jarmusch can make a major movie like Dead Man. But again, you see, if he had made the same film with unknown actors, he wouldn’t have gotten the money. But because of Johnny Depp, who is a star … Most people don’t go to movies for the director.

MALE SPEAKER:
Someone like Johnny Depp is interesting because he’ll do a movie for his own reasons. He made Ed Wood, and his agent probably told him not to.

UDO: For him to do a film like that was as much a risk for River Phoenix and Keanu Reeves, being teen idols, making My Own Private Idaho.

MALE SPEAKER: But time will show that’s a movie they’ll be remembered for.

UDO: Definitely, because this is a piece of art.

MALE SPEAKER: This may sound a bit romantic, but in a way I feel that in your career you decided not to become part of the industry, and be a star that people would go to see … even though it would have come very easily to you.

UDO: When Dracula and Frankenstein opened in America I think I should have been here. Now I know the importance of having the leads in two films coming out back-to-back. But then maybe I would have been a cocaine addict or would be dead already … if I would have been there at the time. I believe very much in things just happening. And I know why I’m choosing parts. I knew why I chose Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. I knew right away …

MALE SPEAKER: You knew that was going to be a really big movie?

UDO: Yeah.

MALE SPEAKER: How?

UDO: Because I had seen him on television, and I knew that he was standing out to strong …

MALE SPEAKER:
Jim Carrey?

UDO: … and I knew that he had that power.

MALE SPEAKER: Kids love Jim Carrey, but I can’t figure out what his screen magic is. Can you explain it?

UDO:
It’s not easy.

MALE SPEAKER: But is it like Jerry Lewis or something?

UDO: I don’t think so, and I’m sure Jim Carrey doesn’t like to hear that. When I was young, I never liked Jerry Lewis films very much. It was too nice to look at, perfectly photographed, beautiful women all over-sexed, and him in between. I mean, if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. The acting is always over-the-top, and there’s nothing there to surprise you. When I watched Jim Carrey in rehearsal, I said to myself, I have to hold back. Because he’s so over-the-top, I had to be very straight, to have an irony.

MALE SPEAKER:
Haven’t you taught acting?

UDO:
I did, in Germany. And I started by saying, let’s buy some wine and some cheese and some bread, and let’s go to the forest. So we went to the forest, and I said, let’s all take some earth and smell earth. Most of them had never done this before, and it was such an incredible experience for them. And the director of the academy asked me, how did you do this? Now, they hug each other, and before they were always fighting, and nobody talked to each other. What are you doing?

MALE SPEAKER:
Udo, you’re a bad influence.

UDO: Do you know how I got the job? The director invited me to give a speech, but I didn’t want the job, I just wanted to give the speech. And all of the professors come because they want to see if you’re going to influence the students politically. Usually they come for ten minutes and then they go away. But with me they stayed three hours, and I talked three hours about peeling potatoes. I said you can analyze someone if you give them a knife and a potato. If they’re nervous they make a square out of it. And if they’re sensitive, or if they’re mean, maybe they just go on the surface, takes them maybe ten minutes for one potato. So I talked for three hours and I got the job. They had to invent a new name for what I was doing, which they called Theory of Acting.

MALE SPEAKER:
How did you teach that?

UDO: I would develop a story with the students, and then act it out, including my preparation. I mean, can you imagine a professor standing in front of the class in a cheap black night gown, with the price tag hanging down, bought for nine marks. I had jeans and boots on, a cheap black wig and some pearls. And I was teaching. I called the story Florian Gray, because I had a flower shop. In one part I had the camera over my shoulder, I was stumbling into the bathroom, with three different wigs, and I take one off and put it on the other way around. Then I look at myself in the mirror and I use some candle soot for make-up, because I didn’t want to do it with a pen. Then I put some lipstick on my hand like paint, and smeared it across my lips. So I come out of the bathroom and I’m singing, Happy Birthday to you. And that was my way of working with them. That was the only way I could tell them what it’s all about.

MALE SPEAKER:
So somebody comes to the school and peels potatoes with the students, walks with them in the woods, and acts out amazingly detailed scenes.

UDO:
But in a way, they don’t realize how important it is to do simple things. For example, do you know how many men in the world have never cleaned a window? There you go. Let’s clean windows. Let’s see how you do it. You express yourself much more with simple things.

When I walked with my students that first time in the forest I was very open, seeing everything. Afterwards I asked, did you see that bird’s nest, it was all totally ruined? But they hadn’t. And I said, well, how are you going to make films?

MALE SPEAKER: Now that you’re in L.A., are there any actors that you really want to work with?

UDO:
Well, I don’t know any actors, and I stay away from actors. And I don’t live in West Hollywood because I still want to smell the earth. I live on top of a beautiful hill, and I have a lot of things that I’ve planted. I see how they grow, and I take care of the trees. I like to paint the walls inside my house, make it sometimes light yellow, after my mood. My house is my only castle. It’s for myself, not for other people. Now on the outside it’s a beautiful blue and yellow, and the fence is green. With a 50s house it works. And I’m always changing the color. If you live in Los Angeles you have to keep yourself occupied, otherwise you get into that bitter and mean thing, “Oh, they made a film, I could have played that part much better. Why didn’t they take me!” I don’t want to do that, so I’m ignoring it.

MALE SPEAKER:
That’s good advice, actually, for anyone.

UDO: That’s why I don’t want to be surrounded by actors. I never meet them unless I work with them. The actors I’m not working with I don’t want to be around. They’re tearing my down because I’m working and they’re not.

MALE SPEAKER:
It must be nice growing things in Los Angeles. Is it like magic?

UDO:
It grows quickly.

MALE SPEAKER:
If you water it.

UDO:
In the morning when I get up, I walk my dog to the park where the Dodgers Stadium is, and then I water my garden. For me, it’s a meditation, having a hose and watering. People say, why don’t you get an automatic machine to do it? And I say, no, I’m doing it myself.

MALE SPEAKER: Why should the sprinkler have all the fun?

UDO: Exactly. I like to have the hose in my hand, and then I water everything. I don’t have to sit and cross my legs and stare at the ceiling. I mean, I have it all in nature.

MALE SPEAKER: If you lived in New York you wouldn’t have a garden, and you’d have to be in Woody Allen movies.

UDO: I did an audition for him, but it didn’t work out because I was too nervous.

MALE SPEAKER: Don’t you know John Waters?

UDO: John, I know for very long, and we’re friends. I’m one of the people on the list for his wonderful Christmas cards. They’re amazing every year. One year I got a card with Tina Onassis on the cover and she looked horrible, and on the inside he wrote, ” May you feel better than Tina Onassis. Happy Christmas.” And she sued him, poor thing.

MALE SPEAKER: She sued him?

UDO:
Oh, yeah. Another year I got a card where John is sitting under the Christmas tree and the tree is burning. And he’s in a tuxedo, very casual. I like John.

MALE SPEAKER: He was at our party last night.

UDO:
Oh, shit! I missed him.

MALE SPEAKER: He told us that his next movie is going to be called Cecil B. Demented.

UDO: I went to visit John in Baltimore, and we had so much fun. You know when you go out and you want to see other people, but you end up standing on the corner just talking with each other? You don’t even know where you are, just because you talk and tell funny stories. The only thing I miss in Los Angeles is to make friends. But I’m always very careful between seeing people I know and friends. A friend, for me, is somebody I could help to give one of my fingers, because he needs that finger to live. Or an ear, and I would give it, and have a plastic one for myself, to feel the same as he does. A strange ear … Anyway, that’s a friend.

Someone to trust. Friendship is total trust. So maybe my dog is my best friend. Maybe animals are really the best friends because they love you … and they need you. In Los Angeles I have not more friends than fingers on one hand.

And the only thing I don’t like about Los Angeles is, sorry to say, this way of positive thinking. It’s like, you open the door of a house and you haven’t even seen the inside, and you say, what a great house. Or you’ve been three days on the road and you look like shit and people say, you look great, how do you do it? … but I think that’s part of the game. People ask me if I like it there, and I always say that if I didn’t, I would live in New York. Nobody forced me to live in Los Angeles.

MALE SPEAKER: What part of town do you live in?

UDO: I live in Echo Park, a gang neighborhood. I have friends coming every Friday, and the gangs are all shooting at each other. My friends think it’s fire crackers. I like that.

WITH MALE SPEAKER
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